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Motivated Misfit Battalion Tee
$33.99
For the highly-motivated, aggressively-average warfighters who run on caffeine, chaos, and government-issued crayons.
Whether you served in a “certain branch known for yelling OORAH at grocery store discounts,” or you just vibe with the energy of people who can turn an MRE into a three-course meal, this shirt is for you.
The Motivated Misfit Battalion is an elite, unofficial, entirely self-appointed unit made up of:
- People who eat stress for breakfast
- Anyone who’s ever been voluntold
- Those who believe PT is just adult recess
- And certified crayon connoisseurs
Wear it to the gym, the range, formation-like gatherings, or while explaining to your friends why your knees sound like bubble wrap.
This tee is bold, gritty, and unapologetic, just like the folks it represents.
Fall in, Misfit. The Battalion awaits.