Johnny the Cowboy - Howdy Tee

Saddle up, partner. Johnny the Cowboy has arrived, bringing a whole mess of cowboy wisdom wrapped in a clean design that looks straight outtawild west. This shirt is for the folks who appreciate common sense delivered with a smirk and a little cowboy grit.

Whether Johnny’s reminding you to change your oil, stop checking your phone every 40 seconds, or pick things up if you want a clean house, the message is always the same: quit overthinking and do the obvious. Hard science, according to Johnny.

Built for cowboys, cowgirls, city slickers, porch philosophers, and anyone who believes wisdom sounds better when it comes from under a cowboy hat, this tee is the perfect mix of humor and old-school Western charm. Soft, comfortable, and stamped with that iconic rope lettering, because nothing says “I know what I’m doing” like advice from a man named Johnny the Cowboy.

Wear it proud. Wear it simple. And remember, Johnny never steers you wrong.